whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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