By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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