you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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