You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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