shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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