we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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