i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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