I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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