I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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