As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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