How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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