she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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