Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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