My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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