So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have fence marks all over my body
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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