His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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