So drunk its hurt
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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