I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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