whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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