woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My ass is underappreciated
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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