I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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