Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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