I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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