so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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