he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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