Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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