The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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