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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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