my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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