so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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