If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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