Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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