My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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