No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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