This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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