you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
