Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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