Moan for me like Helen Keller
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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