i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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