I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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