bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize