Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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