We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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