I need help removing her.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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