how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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