Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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