4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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