tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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