I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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