He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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