Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize