we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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