The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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